Saturday, October 07, 2006
What's this? It's Severina and she's glowering at everyone. She'll keep glowering until her face freezes like that.
Why? It's a week into October and she hasn't seen anyone's holiday projects. She's starting to suspect everyone is holding out on her and you're keeping all these festive knitting/crocheting projects a secret.
She doesn't like secrets, and she'll worm them outta every one of you.
You'll also notice that she isn't above hiding her own damn projects under the sofa and hasn't posted a single frickety Halloween-inspired knitting or crocheting thing herself. So she's glowering at herself in a mirror as well hoping this will get her off her crafty ass and get knitting on some skeletons or bats or zombies or some such cheery item.
She's also threatening to post pictures of herself wearing those giant grandma thunder-bloomers she keeps knitting. Nobody wants to see that.
So let's see some knitting or crocheting projects, even if you made them last year or in the last decade. Anything to keep her from posting those photos.